HDMI cables must be made out of unobtainium cuz they’re so dam expensive!!

I don’t want dick tonight/eat that pussy right/I knew this side named jimmy used to run up in me/THAT SHIT IS CRAY WHEN YOU WRITE IT OUT!

Sing it with me : coal runs the world!! Hahahaha

And let’s no forget 80 degree weather! Thanks god for the melanin so I can play in it.

On my way back to LA where the attitudes stink and the food is fat free! See ya soon MOTHERLAND

BEST THING ABOUT MY TRIP: BLACK TAXI DRIVER SINGING ALONG TO ALL THE COUNTRY AND ALTERNATIVE SONGS ON THE RADIO!!

Whatever happened to Chelsea Clinton?

SMILEY KITTY FACE!!!

JUMBACO!!!!!

WHY DO THE PEOPLE TRAVELING TO TEXAS ALWAYS STARE AT ME?